June 2012
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bigmountainfudgecake:
“I also like to jump up and down vigorously from time to time as the sound of my dick slapping against my belly makes me giggle.”
“When I was around 7 or so I found a used condom in my parents’ room and put it on my foot like a sock… Imagine my horror years later…”
“When my neighbors leave I like to climb the fence into their backyard and give their dog a hand-job.”
“I...