October 2011
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cosmo sex tip #666
rappinpicard:
when he’s least expecting it, carve a pentagram in his chest and begin summoning satan
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“In Rome a vagina is una fica, a term deriving from the fig, a great thing, a...”
– Pubic hair as public space (via nodicesoldier)
Figs always reminded me of Vaginas. They’re also my favorite fruit.
(via fenrirlupara)
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Don’t just fuck the police.
Take the police out on a couple dates. Take the police to the movies or a nice stroll in the park. Feed the police some delicious fondue. Make the police fall in love with you. Then, fuck the police. And then out of nowhere, stop taking calls from the police. Ignore the police. Make the police miss you. Make the police cry. Make the police hurt.
