Oh jesus tits
I have a dentist appointment for wednesday. I haven’t had one in like seven years. I can only imagine what they’re going to do to me.
#DearJohn: Prep Time →
thehumorlessfeminist: malefeministandthenakedsamba: stfuconservatives: sugaredvenom: mypenisachesforyou: sadydoyle: Okay. So, for those unaware of context, here is what is going on. In the “No Taxpayer Funding for Abortion Act,” which is reprehensible on its surface, there’s a special surprise clause that seeks to limit the definition of rape and incest. In order to qualify for the...
hello-zombie: Reason 5674 why Bruce Campbell is the greatest human being to walk the earth from The Making of Evil Dead II aww. he totally looks like sam.
bearsandbears: I’d prefer not to stay and watch you dig. I’d much rather just return to see you’ve struck gold.
Scary story time?
frozenpuddy: hello-zombie: SCARY STORY TIME Slenderman? SPLENDORMAN!