August 2010
128 posts
you know what's scary about come closer?
if this is demon possession I’m experiencing extremely similar thoughts and changes
I wonder
Watchfrozenpuddy:
fyeahscottpilgrim:
dennisdoucette:
The Clash at Demonhead performs the song Black Sheep.
The Demonhead version of Black Sheep, from the movie
(via pinsleric)
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winnebagowarrior:
today consisted of:
taking shawna to the airport
getting my car inspected
finishing painting my room
feeling lonely as fuck
going on a date with an usual fellow
all in all, a good day
POST A PICURE I WANT TO SEE THE ROOM?
SO I GOT A FREE TICKET TO THE MONSTER BALL...
pigisapig:
I’ll take a free ticket to Lady Gaga ANY DAY.
PICTURES WITH YOUR CAMERA LOL
(For Hasan) Dear People of the World:
pigisapig:
Facial hair is amazing. It’s like clothing, but for your face. Appreciate it. Just look at all the bullshit you can do with it. Amazed yet? No? Well fuck you.
if only i could grow it
Looks like toy soldiers got their idea from Maddox →
AAAAAAAAAARGH: MY PENIS CONSUMES LIGHT AND WHOLE... →
MY PENIS CONSUMES LIGHT AND WHOLE ASTEROIDS LIKE THEY WERE NOTHING. ONE TIME I GOT AN ERECTION AND WELL THAT CAUSED A WHOLE GALAXY TO BE SHATTERED BY THE SHEER FORCE. WHEN I EJACULATE IT CAUSES THE GRAVITATIONAL CONSTANT OF THE UNIVERSE TO BE ALTERED BECAUSE OF THE SUDDEN INCREASE IN MASS. AT THE…
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“I had spent so long wanting nothing that I couldn’t tell what I wanted. I had...”
– Aimee Liu (via teatime-with-nikki) (via satanlovesyou)
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Old Spice Guy + FEMINIST HULK + Judith Butler
Old Spice Guy: "Hello, FEMINIST HULK. I observe that you are using lady-scented body wash."
Feminist Hulk: "HULK FIND LAVENDER FRAGRANCE RELAXING AFTER DAY OF SMASH."
Old Spice Guy: "Wouldn't you like to smell like me?"
Feminist Hulk: "HULK WOULD RATHER SMASH GENDER BINARY OF PERFORMATIVE SHOWERING."
Old Spice Guy: "Your tiny purple shorts hanging on the towel rack now hold tickets to the Sleater-Kinney reunion concert. And diamonds."
Feminist Hulk: "HULK ENJOY CORIN TUCKER'S REJECTION OF TRADITIONAL GENDER ROLES AND CONSUMERISM. BUT DIAMONDS MAKE HULK WANT TO SMASH HEGEMONY OF POST-COLONIAL OPPRESSION. ALSO, STILL PREFER TO SMELL LIKE FIELD OF FLOWERS."
Old Spice Guy: "You puzzle me, Feminist Hulk. Your wish to use lady-scented body wash, even whilst smelling the intoxicating scent of my Old Spice, is unparalleled in my experience. "
Judith Butler: "Feminist Hulk makes a good critique, Old Spice Man. Your discourse is being circumscribed by a learned sex/gender distinction. Please pass me the loofah."
Old Spice Guy: "Hello, Judith Butler. Allow me to scrub your back. So you and Feminist Hulk are saying that my devotion to Old Spice body wash might be part of a larger regulative discourse to maintain an essential ontological gender?"
Judith Butler: "That's correct, Old Spice Man."
Feminist Hulk: "HULK SMASH EPISTEMOLOGICAL FRAMEWORKS, WHILE SMELLING LIKE SPRING GARDEN."
Old Spice Guy: "I understand. Allow me to bake you a cake, Feminist Hulk and Judith Butler, while we discuss intersectionality and the beauty of giant green muscles."
Judith Butler: "Congratulations on making a break with compulsory heterosexuality, Old Spice Man."
Femist Hulk: "HULK IS VERY HAPPY TO SHARE TEARS OF JOY AND ORGANIC WHOLE WHEAT PASTRY FLOUR WITH OLD SPICE MAN AND JUDITH BUTLER."
Old Spice Guy: "I'm on a unicorn."
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